Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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