OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
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Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
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I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
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