question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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