your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I'm really busy with my period
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