there was a trapeze. enough said
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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