it wasn't lemon gatorade
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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