Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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