grandma shit on top of the toilet
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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