i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
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That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
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