ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
You're earring is so big in my mouth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Just checked my voicemails on the work phone on speaker. Thank you so much for the one of you screaming "COME FUCK ME NOWWWW!" my boss loved it ..
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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