I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
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so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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