Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
Sacagawea was the original milf.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
Randomize
