he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
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The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Wait. Did you let me snort wine last night cause I wanted to smell jesus's blood?
Yes. I have pictures. Your soul is mine.
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Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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