people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
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You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
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I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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