Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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