i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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