Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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