Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
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nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
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So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
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