what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
it's like heaven, but drunker
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
A+ Viking dick
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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