if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
I understand Curling. That high.
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She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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