This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
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