so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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