I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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