he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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