would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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