I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
