I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I need to sanitize my soul.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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