Where are you?
In a non slutty way
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
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you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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