I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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