): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
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no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
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Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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