oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
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She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
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If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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