I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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