I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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