what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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