and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
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Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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