so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
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I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
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I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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