I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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