Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
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Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
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and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
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