Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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