And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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