Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Randomize
