Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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