Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
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