hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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