Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
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