Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
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