Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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