I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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