Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
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Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I'm hung over and my mom made me go to church. I feel like such a sinner.
I need an aspirin and some dignity.
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