So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
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