He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
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he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
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