Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
