Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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