you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
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