Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
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And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
no way
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
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