thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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