just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
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