how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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