He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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